Favorites

Favorite colors.  Favorite game.  Favorite movie.  Favorite song.  There are too many favorites in the world we live in, let's say you start a casual conversation with a kid younger than you, and the first thing you ask is, "What's you favorite (fill in the blank)?"
I don't like to play favorites, I think it's mean and dishonoring for other colors.  Like brown.  How many people do you know who would say their favorite color is brown?  NO ONE!  I feel bad for brown.  It must be so lonely.
Ah, well.
So anyway, normally I wouldn't play favorites but there is just no avoiding it sometimes.  I have one favorite,  Derek Landy.
Period.
That's all I need to say, and all ready you can sense the power and sheer brilliance of it already.  I love him.  LUVV HIM!!!!  He's awesome.  BEST.  AUTHOR.  EVER.
My favorite definitely.
I love him with every ounce of my being in a totally non-weird, non-stalkerish way.
He wrote the Skulduggery Pleasant series, the most hilarious book in the WORLD!!!!
Now you know.