Sunday, February 13, 2011

Monkeys. Bears. Cranes. Leopards.

Aren't monkeys so cute?  They're like a mix of fluffy little puppy/kitties and babies.  Fluffythingys/babies.  No wonder people love them.  SOO CUTE!!  Sometimes my brother Drew remind me of a monkey.  Sweet innocent little fluffy baby one moment, then throwing poop and screeching the next.

My Mom's the bear.  You ever seen one of those nature shows with the bears and such??  Where it shows great fluffily bears bumbling along, they sort of look like they're grinning sometimes, don't they?  My mom's like that.  The mother bear of the family, which isn't exactly a compliment.  She's ultra strong, impossible to win an arm wrestling match against.  Must come from hauling all those flowers around.

Cal, my other brother, is like a crane.  Really skinny and he has the worst singing voice.  You know how cranes kind of croak when they sing?  My brother's like that, not exactly a bad singing voice but... not good either.  Interesting maybe.  And cranes look like hippies, especially the ones with the the red stripe around it's throat.  Also a bit of a jerk.  Not that that has anything to do with cranes.

Dad's like a leopard.  Quiet, and polite.  Some snide jokes but mostly a quiet and controlled guy.  Except for those rare moments were his temper slips and he yells.  One word.  SCARY!!!  But he's REALLY nice the other 99% percent of time.  I don't know why leopard comes to mind, it just fits.

Me?  Well I don't think I should really be the one to judge that, but it would be a bit unfair to talk about everyone except for me so I'll tell a little about myself.  I have ten fingers and ten toes.  I have a bunch of blankets on me right now 'cause it's so dang cold out!  I'm watching a show about ducklings, DO NOT ASK!!  Urm, what else... I have anger management issues, although you wouldn't guess it first looking at me.  I'm not the most patient person in the world, I get that from the Bear.

I'll catch you later, my faithful readers!
-blog of awesomeness, this is Bryn.  Signing off.
(I got that from a dj)

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