Hotwings.

BEST WORD IN THE WORLD?  Fascinating.  So many options to use it in.
BEST FOOD IN THE WORLD?  Hot wings.  They're like the funny mexican guy of the food world.
BEST KNOCK KNOCK JOKE?  HA!!!  Fool!  There IS none!! Knock knock jokes SUCK!!!
Wow, I'm glad I got that off my chest.  I've been feeling so angry tonight, you know??   The little monkey started flinging poo when he came back to the bathroom and the computer game he was on was completely gone and I was playing Tetris.  Apparently he was about to beat thousand something record or something.
Oopsy-daisy.
So he kicked me in the head, the little jerk-face.  I mean, naturally I punched his leg (hard) and we started screeching in fury and wrestling it out.  It was at that moment that the Bear decided to wake up from her slumber.
SAFETY TIP:  Don't poke the sleeping bear.
My little rumble with the monkey man ended pretty quick but I'm still feeling pretty hyped up on adrenaline.  When people use the saying "High on life" do you think they mean it literally???
Is there something that those people know that we don't?  Is there a way to literally get high on life? Hmmm...
Government secrets maybe?
 Or is it just one of those "secrets of life" thingys?
I hope not.  I'd rather have a government scandal.
Catch ya later alligator!!! (Or whatever you are)